Well, that's a bloody good question. After travelling through the US for a few weeks, I only managed to find about three of them. Spoons. Who'd believe it.
Apparently there are people who have spoons. This guy emailed me about his spoon via email. It's weird. It's curious. It's abstruse. It suits this site.
"my spooons to big.....My spoon is to big.........I said my spoons to
big.....................................I AM A BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- spoonerella's buddy
I strongly encourage anyone with bizarre and pointless comments to email me at someone at threecornerjack.com and I will include what you have to say.
This is the spoon. The Divine Spoon. This spoon was purchased for me for my birthday by a weird but very good friend of mine.
We were sitting about in my favourite coffee shop, drinking coffee and playing Scrabble and I think my friend may have said something along the lines of 'what would you like for your birthday?' and I said 'that spoon there' (the one on the saucer with my coffee cup). 'That spoon there?' says friend...
"Yes, I want that spoon right there and no other."
- me
We all have a giggle and go on playing Scrabble and I forget about the spoon.
Just before the end, my friend jumps up and goes to the counter. I have no idea why. And yet he comes back with a spoon, the spoon,The Divine Spoon. I still have it, unused and temple like among my books.
Whilst this is a true story, you might find it a bit dissapointing. Or maybe you think you can be more surreal than the spoon spin already submitted... so if you'd like just email your own spin on the spoon story to someone at threecornerjack.com.