The real life bunny that this webpage was inspired by passed away on Friday the 11th
of January, 2008.
Lived well, loved by many and missed greatly. Oscar, rest well.
So, there's this rabbit that's been given the name Oscar. Nice name. Sure, you gotta love it. However. In an effort to choose a name with absolutely no bad connotations whatsoever, seemingly rash statements were made about the purity of all creatures Oscar-like. Such as:
"The worst there is, is Oscar the Grouch." - M1
Did that inspire in me a 'oh, well, there you have it then' sort of attitude? Noooo. It made me go 'Oooooh, really? Right then, let's find some Oscars with less than sterling character and prove this mad woman wrong'.
This did not prove to be so easy. There do seem to be a lot of good Oscars about the place and it initially proved quite hard to find truly evil Oscars. Evidence that was once in existence (conclusive and exacting) has now 'disappeared' from the internet. Handy, isn't it. Conspiracy? I'll leave that thought with you.
However, we have unbelievably well documented evidence of naughtiness and evil in bunny rabbits. How could an 'Oscar the Rabbit' be anything other than evil? Hmmm?
Now that I've found this evidence, I won't be able to stop. It is true. So, it seems it continues to be my perverse civic duty to seek out instances of not niceness in Oscar Land and leave the trail right here.
Do you know of an Evil Oscar? Help the cause and submit your own Oscar by emailing someone at threecornerjack.com.